Romney Choosed Ryan To Get The Homosexual Voters

-Don`t worry folks. I`m bringing the white back into
the White House.
Yeah, Arrrgh! In a swingdoor attack Republican candidate Mitt Romney choose up and coming anti Obama star Ryan Seacrest as his co-star in the never ending Oscar race.

-He`s a white guy who actually got skills and his not old. Do you know how hard we had to look to find that. We all thought I had to bite the apple and get a negro. But thanks to my demeanor I didn`t! yells Romney.

-He`s a young Reagan, but I`ll be gone before he gets that far. It`s the way it should be, age before beauty. Did you get that Obama.
 
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