China Caught With A Jumbojet Full Of Drugs

-Here trying to escape London.
Drug Airline. -We got suspicious when the plane flew way faster than whats possible. Maybe it`s not only the athletes, maybe its the entire country. We`re talking the economy, politics, military, military... I run out of alternatives, says the Olympic Official.

-The only thing we don`t check is IOC. We know it`s f`d. When the motherload is screwed, who can blame China for playing by the rules?

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