Dickhead Puts Up This Shit Every Time He Wants Attention

CSI: Home. -God, what an idiot, says police officer Tough Coolfeld. Every week I got to take it down and tell him nobody wants to rape you. You`re the wrong sex and guess what, you`re ugly.

-Why on earth would anyone steel anything from him? He is still using Commodore 64. A broken one and he doesn`t notice.

-He thinks his neighbours think he must be some bad ass heavyweight since there`s always something happening at his place. What he doesn`t realize is that they have always known and see this as a great opportunity to avoid him. What a bozo.

 Photo Alan Cleaver