Newt Gingrich to star in the animated remake of The Gingerbread Man

Met the Gingers. -Who can we get to star in a remake of the 1998 box office fiasco? Newt Gingrich! It`s a perfect match. We just have to animate him like the Republicans did with Bush. He`s familiar with the process and happy to lend his mind, says the producers at Pixar.

-We`re creating a whole new world made out of gingerbread where gingerbread can talk. The story follow Ginger on a mission to save the gingerbread economy from the devils in China and then everything fucks up.

-The gingerbread men in the movie actually eat gingerbread men, we didn`t think of that until after we where done. So, we hope nobody notice, cause it`s pure cannibalism.


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