-The people of Falkland are welcome to take anything they want, but the Palace is mine. We`re flying everybody in as soon as our solders has cleaned up. Next week probably.
-Our two top soldiers... our two only soldiers has trained for this their whole life. -Yeah, I watched a lot of Arnold movies growing up and thought, hey, I can do that! The other guy was more like -I just want out of this shithole. This morning they set foot for England with 4 guerilla mules and 2 donkey fighter.
According to MI6 their still at the Falklands Islands, 4 km north of their "army camp" heading towards Great Britain at 2 miles pr hour. In an interview done with a local journalist walking along, the soldiers say Argentina is next.
-After we`d beaten up Britain, we`re gonna punchdog those retarded flamenco tangos. We`re tired of their nagging. Claiming we belong to them. It`s their time to be our bitch now. The first change we`ll do after the invasion is to change the name of their capital to Buenos Degos. Then we`ll change their official language to English.
-We`ll do the same to the Brits, but they have to speak French. And then after two years we`ll change it again. To German. And then we`ll make Spanish the official language. In fact, we`ll rename it Falkland and make it a part of Great Falkland, the Falkland Empire.
-From now on everybody will care about the Falkland. All those poor people and natural disasters take the attention away from us. Now, after this plan succeeds, we`re gonna be deep in the shitter. So deep other catastrophes will look like the top of our island.
-The global news coverage will give us endless repeats on History Channel, spin off documentaries like VolksWagen was invented on the Falklands and was originally called FolkWagen before Hitler stole it. We might not be a Great Empire, but we will definitely be the Great Famepire.
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