Kiwi scientists try to sink Australia

Inferiority complex. New Zealands Prime Minister John Key broke the news at a joint press conference with Hillary Clinton who to his surprise responded negative. -I did not hear those words. You didn`t just say your planning to attack Australia? This is a joke, right?!

-Imagine the waves! Have you ever tried surfing. It will be awesome. Besides, diving will skyrocket.

-Your seriously not planning to drown Australia. This is ridiculous, I mean how...?

-Don`t worry. There is a way... it must be!!! We got our top people working on it and if someone out there can help or come up with a solution they will be heavily rewarded.

-This press conference ends now. -We cut your mike hour ago. Nobody heard a thing you said. Your on playback. Right now your saying what a great idea it is. To hell with Australia.

-Digital delay is a bitch, ay. Gives our technicians just enough time to add libb your mouth. Your in so much trouble.

Photo US Embassy New Zealand