Poor Chinese guy enjoys coming from the worlds next superpower

Lies of the Dragon. -I get a respect abroad I don`t get at home. They freekin bow for me, says Bong. -Serve me food. Let me stay for free. The perks are awesome, especially when I mention the army. They get so interested. And I bullshit about the weapons and our advanced technology. This is where I usually get presents and I never see them again.

-I`ve been couch surfing for 7 years now and not spend a single Yen. I prefer the Yen, it`s my way of expressing I hate living at home.

-It`s amazing how far I can push it. People seems to believe anything when it comes to China. It`s like they want their worst nightmare confirmed. Thats how I look at it. I`m an angel of confirmation.

Photo Voka - Kamer van Koophandel Limburg