2 billions caught in download case

Crimeweb. The Victoria police in Melbourne has captured 2 billion people for possession of illegal files. -We followed the people closely for two months. Then we stretched it. Since this is such a big case we asked for another two months where we played poker, burned gas, went on mountain trips... living the good cop life. How could they say no?

-Yesterday we brought everyone in for questioning. There`s been some space problems. We had to jam everyone from Asia into one room. But their used to being squeezed. Then we sat down and did the interrogation. Since they pretty much watch the same movies we did 10.000 at the time.

-Now we`re pressing charges on all of them, except one. She was a relative to someone at the office. Miscommunication there. But she is totally not guilty. And really hot. Her kids real dad works here.

-We`re holding an Ukrainian hakker, the inventor of the download button, down as our main suspect. He will probably get, if this shit goes through, life sentence and a global following Jesus style. While the others will be charged for attempt to handle stolen files and laid off cause nobody gives a shit.

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