Tymoshenko is giving Ukraines president a good beating from prison

Star Wars Woman. George Lucas is planing a movie about princess Leia and is seriously casting Yulia Tymoshenko as the heroin. -I`m so impressed by her resistance. It`s like a real life Empire Strikes Back, says George Lucas.

-That Dark Vader ashole, Viktor Yanukovych, he learned nothing from the poisoning, it must have got to his head. Well... I got more cash than the entire state budget of Ukraine. I can outmuscle him and his army anytime.

-We`re going in to get Yulia, with or without his permission. Production is set for spring. It will be the coolest blockbuster in history. Can you imagine; Princess Leia and the birth of democracy.

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