WMA wishes every nonread a poor Xmas

Black Xmas. We hope you blew a lot of cash on nothing. That you ended in depth from all the presents you had to buy to relatives you don`t even care about. We hope you get less than you give and feel used at the end of the holiday.

We sincerely hope you gain weight and struggle for a whole year to take it off - only to put it back on next Xmas.

We pray to God that you don`t get the irony. May our wishes come through.

Have a shitty holiday!

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