Last minute. -I see the irony, a fantasy figure helping a fantasy figure, but hey, it`s you guys who`s celebrating the damn holiday, not us. I have enough saving the world from delusional psychos, so spare me your bullshit. What could I do? The cops confiscated Santas vehicle and my cape was in the laundry. There weren`t time to get flying permissions or buy a new cape. Besides, they don`t sell them on earth.
-I probably set off several thousand radar alarms around the world cause the air forces didn`t recognize me. So yes, it was a close call, but hey, what are they gonna do about it? I`m Superman!
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.