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Superman saved Xmas

Last minute. -I see the irony, a fantasy figure helping a fantasy figure, but hey, it`s you guys who`s celebrating the damn holiday, not us. I have enough saving the world from delusional psychos, so spare me your bullshit. What could I do? The cops confiscated Santas vehicle and my cape was in the laundry. There weren`t time to get flying permissions or buy a new cape. Besides, they don`t sell them on earth.

-I probably set off several thousand radar alarms around the world cause the air forces didn`t recognize me. So yes, it was a close call, but hey, what are they gonna do about it? I`m Superman!

Photo Jasmic

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