For real. A local paparazzi wannabe caught Santa off guard outside the shore of New Zealand. -So what? I took the boat for a ride and lost sight of where I was. Jesus Christ, I`m still on earth! Xmas isn`t until Friday, says Santa and tells the journalist to piss off.
He was promised a leadership job in the Islamic state with competitive salary. He was looking forward to finally earning millions of dollars.
He only made a few lousy bucks washing floors in a hopping centre that was about to be closed, but he could continue the American dream in the caliphate and work his way up, until it collapsed and made him a no paid prison toilet cleaner.