God consider to redesign earth

Transparent suggestion to get rid of evil.

Planet update. -It sounds like a joke, but it started lika a joke. The angels discussed the consequences of humans flaws on the environment and what they could do to save it when one angry bastard yelled out, I think it was Hitler, why don`t you kill them. Which was not a dumb suggestion, says God to Sky News.

-We thought about it for a few years and the idea grew on us. The bastard had a point. Maybe we where wrong all along. So we decided to have a design competition in case anybody had a better idea. After all, I only spend 6 working days creating the world. I was young and had no experience being a God. If I knew then what I know now, I would have spend a little more than 144 hours on something who`s intended to last 10 billion years.

-There is nothing to worry about. It doesn`t take more than 5 minutes and you want even notice it. The upgrade will run in the background while your bussy doing whatever it is that you do down there. I hear the males complain about not understanding the females. At least they understand themselves, I don`t undertand any of you.

-By the way, Jesus never came down as a human you arrogant pricks, he came down as a pig and you f@#* ate him!

-While I got your attention, you got the world expo all wrong. The idea was to showcase earth in space, not nations on earth. Can`t you ever get anything right? How can we solve the population issue if you never pay attention?

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