-Its how we got bin Laden. He was known to play basketball in his backyard so we developed a ball who captured fingerprints and sent them to Langley. But he lost interest in the game when NBA got boring. He would have adored Jeremy Lin...
-Anyway, we transformed the finger technology to touch mode and went to Apple. We couldn`t launch it ourself. Bin Laden would smell that. Steve Jobs loved the idea and incorporated it in the iPad. He did us a huge favor covering it up and taking the credit.
-Bin Laden let himself be fooled. 2nd day on sale he bought the gismo and gave us his exact location. Few people know this, but the first iPad actually had a camera. We got days of footage where he jerking off. Our surveillance team where shocked by how smal his penis was. Such a big man... It looked like a clit. Now we know why he become a terrorist. He was compensating for his malegina.
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