Being white in Zimbabwe

White Africa. -They always think I own a lot of slaves and that if they treat me bad someone will come and kill them. Therefor I always get treated like a king. I get the best food when there is food and I get the only food when there is no food.

-The tribal leaders let me sleep with their daughters. We take urban drugs and they give me presents. So I avoiding telling them I`m a backpacker from Ohio.

-Right now my plan is to never go back. Being an unemployed American in Zimbabwe kicks ass! The only regret I have is not leaving earlier and that I tok an education. If I only knew I could at least dropped out of Uni.

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