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| Multibillionaire, businessman and analtropist Rick Santorum. |
Over 250 million stimulus packages was sent out to every household in American today. -At least half get something out of it, plus the additional 10 % who we all know are there somewhere.
Weirdly Santorum does not have second thoughts about sending 250 million dildos in the mail. Not even when it comes to children?
-They don`t care about the finance crisis. I grew up during the Vietnam War and I married Thai twice. See, their not paying attention.
-Besides, there are probably plenty of old stimulus packages lying around already. Not to speak about stimulus magazines. It`s nothing they havent sneaked down in the basement and seen before.
-We`re going global on this and shipping 10 million packages to Greece next Friday. Then Italy is up next. It a great deal. It releases stress, builds up tension who excess in pleasure. What better way to get the economy going than the pursuit of happiness. It`s gonna come. I`m telling you.
Photo BJ Carter
