Sent stimulus package to the people

Multibillionaire, businessman and
 analtropist Rick Santorum.
Government bondage. -Why should only the banks get it? Why should they have all the fun? says Rick Santorum.

Over 250 million stimulus packages was sent out to every household in American today. -At least half get something out of it, plus the additional 10 % who we all know are there somewhere.

Weirdly Santorum does not have second thoughts about sending 250 million dildos in the mail. Not even when it comes to children?

-They don`t care about the finance crisis. I grew up during the Vietnam War and I married Thai twice. See, their not paying attention.

-Besides, there are probably plenty of old stimulus packages lying around already. Not to speak about stimulus magazines. It`s nothing they havent sneaked down in the basement and seen before.

-We`re going global on this and shipping 10 million packages to Greece next Friday. Then Italy is up next. It a great deal. It releases stress, builds up tension who excess in pleasure. What better way to get the economy going than the pursuit of happiness. It`s gonna come. I`m telling you.

Photo BJ Carter