The founding fathers of Lego

Legoman and his personality free team of coworkers getting
ready for Chinaland. 

Zodiacgeist. When Lego entered the Chinese market, they where really happy about the skin tone of their figures. The poor carpenter from Denmark who invented the toys where way ahead of his time. Nicknamed Danish Jesus, he understood the importance of establishing a yellowish look early on, if they ever where to enter the hottest market in the world.

He saw the Iraq war too. Liquid butter, microwaves, he foresaw it all. By his predictions muslims and jews will be friends when they both realize none of them eat pork. He also told us that white people will stop taking solarium and colored people will stop avoiding the sun, both to take yellowarium.

Guys are going to squint their eyes to impress the ladies. Eat rice and wear dumb straw hats while they bike to work. Future antique fairs will be filled with things made in China and Sotheby's will auction anything from the Chinese dysfunctionalism. But first the remaining stockholders of Lego will become the richest people ever to walk the earth.

Photo mac_filko