-Honest to God, who needs to sweeten up coffee? It`s not a throat killer like whiskey. Seriously. You want a sugar bomb, get eggnog, it`s bad for you, says iHoe CEO Burp Lancaster.
-After we have killed whats left of people in USA and Canada we will invade the rest of the world and murder everybody. Thats our business plan.
-In 2020 the population on earth will be down to 300.000 people - all working at the International House of Eggnog. In order to grow as a business we`ll launch operation necrobusiness.
-We will be the greatest company ever. Too bad no one will be around to see its peak.
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