WikiLeaks Enquirer

Hot gossip special! Who`s f@#king who in The world of diplomats, spies and whatever it is we`re fighting for?

-I`ll tell ya. The French are bed with Germany and the rest of Europe. The Germans want the bed for themselves but the Greeks won`t get out of it.

-The Americans are sleeping with the enemy, Russia is having a threesome with Iran and the West while Brazil wants a divorce from the States and make it on their own.

-United Kingdom is jealous cause their not on top anymore and Afghanistan and Iraq is tired of lying underneath. Japan is getting it off with South Korea, Taiwan and whoever they can find, North Korea is screwing themselves and China is f@#king everyone.

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