The Victoria people has denied the truth ever since Doutzen Kroes flashed the secret on the 2009 runaway fashion show. -We can`t take the pressure anymore. People ask us from everywhere "Is it the belly button?", "Is it the belly button?". Men call us in the middle of the night. Reporters camp outside our houses. One journalist was hiding under my bed!
-We`re gonna fuck her up in court. Ruin her career. We`ll do anything to repair our ego. We`ve asked for a meeting with the defence minister, but he didn`t take us seriously. So we`re gonna fuck him up too. Nobody screws with Victoria`s Secret. It`s the best keep secret in the world.
Believe it or not, the disclosure hasn`t hurt sales. -Which is why we haven`t killed her yet. Actually, numbers are up since she took off her bathrobe. The marketing department analyzed the situation to find out why. Their conclusion is that you could also see her inner thighs, belly & cleavage.
-We`re just so f@#king angry we`re not capable of thinking straight. Therefore no one is allowed close to the models except for Doutzen Kroes. We don`t want to turn our business into Victoria`s Funeral, but we make an exception for her. I think our reputation can take one "accident". We`ll cover it up as a drug overdose or something... it`s the fashion world! Now, thats a secret for ya.
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