Where did they go? -They went to the bathroom, says the human statistic analyser in Brussel. Don`t worry, they haven`t left the planet. We had the same problem in China. They where all in the public toilet. I think we found three of them. The Chinese authorities where not happy about the results. We newer heard from them again. They still owe us money. It wasn`t until later we found out that the public restroom actually was the city. We should have gone inn, but the smell... The worst census we had was in Nicaragua during the 80`s. People where shot during the survey, we had to go back into the villages with bullet proof wests and re-counts so many times. Those guerilla guys showed no respect for what we where doing. -Hey guys! I just counted that guy! Then they off course had to shoot after us. I guess there just so many times you can do something before it gets boring. After Nicaragua field work didn`t do it for me, says the office rat.
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