Capsule coffee popular among army vets

There`s nothing like the smell of Nespresso in the morning. -I haven`t fired a gun in a long time. This was exactly what I needed to get out of bed. The three time war hero misses the excitement of the battlefield, but now, thanks to Nestlé, he can prepare for battle in his own kitchen. - I remove the used patron first. Then I take out a new capsule from my bullet belt, reload, squeeze the trigger and BOOM - hot coffee!

I like my semi automatic Nespresso machine, but I can`t wait for the full automatic with a 40 capsule magazine. It`s gonna be a f@#king mess. Imagine going into a restaurant -Everybody get down on the floor and leave your cups on the table. This is a coffee serving! Ratatatatata.

-I think the coffee people will reach new customers who previously didn`t drink coffee. People who prefer drugs or are heavily medicated would probably try it. The product reach them in a way society doesn`t manage to. It`s like they understand each other. Like it`s just meant to be a f@#king mess.

Paintball enthusiast Johnny Faker sees real potential here. -Going out for a coffee get`s a whole other meaning. I`m starting up the coffee chain Bulletproof. It`s a self serve concept with interior entirely made out of kevlar. Originally I wanted a staff and instead of signing off the customer with "is that all?" my line would be "would you like a beating with that?", but nobody applied for the positions. Not even Mexicans. -WMA, Not Afghanistan.

Photo Marc Lagneau