-We got these new machines where you can do it all simultaneously. We even offer advanced memberships for those who want to give birth at the same time. Repair their car or take their kids to practice. How do you do that? I have no fucking idea, but it sounds good, doesn`t it? In addition we got a pay per visit arrangement for suicidals who realize it`s really too late to do anything. There`s no point signing those for a monthly payment... Then they`ll never do it and just hang around. We like it quick.
We have a wedding workout, get it all over with in 60 minutes - priest included. We have divorce work outs. Those are the most intense ones. They usually go way over time. At first we tried to stop them when time was up, then we stopped doing that. We installed a 911 hotline in the hall instead- just in case.
You can take a Bachelor and a workout or take the driving license while training. There`s no stop to our bullshit really. We are the fiction of your imagination. If you want to believe it, we`e there for you:)
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