British government puts computer chips in potato chips

Food marking. The British government wants to find out who eats chips. If you are one of the lucky bastards you might not be welcome next time you go to the doctor. -It`s your own fault, git out!

The surveillance system will expand to include cigarettes, beer, porn, wine, whiskey, condoms, cookies... all the good stuff. -And we`ll use a scanner so if it beeps you´re fucked!, says the surveillance minister for internal human affairs.

-We want to introduce a point system where you get an electrical shock after 3 points and loose your body after 6. But we haven`t figured out how to get rid off all the dead bodies who`ll pile up outside the fast food chains. But our human information department is working that...

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