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Why the hell did I sign up for this?

Earthsick. -I got 4 more days to fix this shit and Houston`s telling me their calling off the press conference now?! What the f@#k???!!!

-I`ve spent my whole life working up to this moment. This was suppose to be my 15 minutes of glory and their telling me nobody cares?!!!! Boy am I gonna sabotage this satellite.

-If I`d known I would`ve smoked crack in pre-school. It could have keep me from wasting my life being number one in f@#king everything. Why the hell go this long detour via Nasa to get love and affection when I could have gone straight into porn?

-I`m only doing it for the fame anyway. Who the hell wants to spend time in space if nobody will never hear about? Honestly, do you think I care about space? I care about the pussy I`ll get when I return to earth. If you believe you`ll get 72 virgins in heaven, believe again. There`s no pussy in space. There`s no ladies waiting for you here. I mean, the day I get laid in space... f@#k fame.

Photo NASA Goddard Photo and Video

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