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The Hong Kong Rubber Duck Killer Is Captured
Rest in sea. The murderer is captured, but also celebrated by local authorities.
-If we had known how much attention the duck attracted dead we would have killed it ourselves.
The murderer is up for 30 years in a luxury apartment.