Celebrity Sex Is Soooooooo Much Better

Knock out. Finally a famous couple dare to admit that their life is better in every way. The sex, the marriage, the kids, the family, the house, the relatives, their friends, everything is better. Absolutely everything. Even watching television is better.

-We know all the people worth watching, says the couple who speak on the condition that they remain anonymous.

-If we where honest we would loose our stature. Telling everybody how bad their are in comparison to us is damaging for our image, so we`re stuck in this vicious cycle.

-Every now and then we want to leak a sex video on the web to show how hot it is and deny the whole thing afterwords. Sometimes we crash to show people our new car. I should do a Amnesty thing at home to showcase it. Or maybe in the pool...

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