Israel Approve New Settlements In Switzerland

-We`re heading over there now to take out the trash.
Knock knock. The Israeli government takes step to open settlements on soon to be occupied soil on the Swiss Bank.

The announcement came after the discovery of $50 billion jude money during World War 2.

A spokeswoman for the Prime Minister says the Swiss have hidden this fortune so long that with interest it ads up to war.

Photo Israel Defense Force

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