Local rapper desperate to make some kind of impact

-Why don`t you fucking come and lissen?!

The delusionals. The 20 something asianite who has been singing, if that what you want to call it, since he dropped out of kindergarden, says he just want to be heard by millions of people. But they walk away when he opens his mouth.

- I don`t understand shit what he yarns about. It all sounds like chinese pig squeals to me. He insists it`s rapping, but hey, I know rap bitch, says the leader of the Hang Around Gang outside area shopping centre. -But we keep him in our gang cause he keep the rivals away. We rule this area. Nobody chalenges our hang out district thanks to his God given voice.  Not even the Beastie Boys, man.

Han, the guys name is Han, as in Han Solo (ridiculous) says he`s this close to a major brake through. -Nobody understands me, says our translator, but the next sentence is too hard for him cause it sounds like pigging. After 15 minutes the translater understands something. It`s Emmy Awards. Then he understands more. It`s groupies. Then more groupies.

When asked whats wrong with a normal life Han answers something, but our WMA translator require double pay to uncode it. He says he didn`t spend a 5 years in College to works for fuckwits like Mr. Han here. Luckily, Han has his head up his ass and doesn`t pick up the humiliation going on 15 centimeters away from him. Apparently his head is so far up he never noticed any. Then it struck them... Thats why his voice sounds like shit.

They pulled it out and immediately took him too a shower and behind the curtains came this beautiful sopranos to life singing like a bird. -20 years, man.., now I understand why he was so persistent. Thats what he heard in his head, says a now friend after realizing how rich hi can get.

Photo Jesslee Cuizon