-The atmosphere changed in a bliss when he beat me up. People took pictures and cheered and next thing I`m on the cover of New Dork Times. It was fantastic. Beaten up by Bond like in a real movie.
-The problem started when he came back for another milkshake. I wasn`t in the mood for intensive care, but as a burger shop employee the customer is always right. Two months later, I had to quit, I looked like meat and my co workers would threw me on the grill by mistake.
-I got a job in vegetarian fast food joint and guess who walks in and orders a milkshake? Sean Connery. He heard about the beatings and wants in. He felt that he had to prove that he is the real Bond and 4 broken bones later I agreed to make peace.
-Craig went nuts when he heard about Connery, "that`s my, bitch", "Nobody fucks with my bitch!". He came back and took me down good. So the joint stopped selling milkshake. Next time he came by he didn`t like it, so I told him "Too much to handle for MI6?". "They never thought you what to do if you ran out of milkshake?"...and then we where back at it.
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