Thats how McDonalds got startet. Did I forget to mention Jesus`s undercover name is Ronald McDonald? -I couldn`t build this empire as me. If I walked around in my Jesus clothes and claimed God is my genetic father I would eventually get locked up. It`s hard to run a company from a prison cell unless its a drug cartel. so I needed a silly costume nobody could recognize me in.
In an interview with Time magazine Jesus said he and his dad had run a pretty successful business for over 2000 years, but felt it was time to expand. -We grew apart over the years. I never got that food part right in our first company. As the centuries passed by the fish trick became embarrassing. I wanted to fix it big.
-I looked at the world and asked how can I really impress those living here now? The answer was a little fast food restaurant in California. I bought it and went nuts. I didn`t think about nutrition. I was still stuck in year zero. Now I`m paying the price. Have to redo every goddamn restaurant in the world.
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