40.000 people got eaten by journalists last year

Headline murders. -We need atleast 60.000 to cover our needs this year, says head of International Media Abuse Roger Press. -And a few catastrophes and a couple of major crises... we got to feed the beast. We also need a few hundred thousand volunteers for page fillers like traffic accidents, blah blah blah, and a celebrity willing to flash their sex life in public every day, but that always solves itself.

-This is beyond my pay grade, but If someone could throw in a war or two that would make us very happy.
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