Mr Putin looks more and more like Mr. Potato Head

Plastic man. -I like potatoes. It`s healthy, it`s cheap and it promotes agriculture in mother Russia. Speaking of Russia, I`m the father, father Russia. I don`t know who the mother is. I`m sorry and I sincerely apologize. I have not forgotten her name in disrespect. It`s just that I shag so many women I can`t possibly keep track of everything. You know, the names here are so long and difficult. Do you think it`s any easier for us?! God, we have to live with this, says Putin.

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