Nerd occupy entire city's internet access

Here occupying the city's sewage plant for 15 min.
Webmania. -He`s really horny, says the web provider. As in watching porn all the time. On top of that there`s the online gaming, social media, streaming downlading and the usual bullshit surfing. We don`t know what to do?

Online Joe, as he prefers to be called, says he got no problem with occupying Web Street. -It`s an internet movement. People has had enough and take to the computers. How can I possibly fail on my laptop? I`ve failed in everything else in life. Now I finally realize I should never have tried. I shouldn`t have left my bedroom. Thats the mistake. The horrible grades was never the problem, it was the going to school.

-Ever since I sat down on my ass and said fuck off to the world, I`ve grown enormously, not only physically, but as a person. Surfing on the web have revealed sides in me I wasn`t aware off. I never knew I was that filthy. Now I know and I have come to accept that I`m a pig with an abnormal appetite for weird sex.

-I had no clue I cared soo little about issues I should really care about. I don`t even give a fuck. I learned that I`m fine with crime as long as I don`t get caught. I don`t care if the movie companies go bankrupt. I never did when I did. Why should I care more for them? They never helped me to download their stuff for free anyway. Selfish pricks.

-I say this to everyone I meet the few times I have to go outside; "Go online and get a life!".

Photo The Infamous Gdub