Watchdog. -I went in in 2010 and I get out in 2073. The drawback is that it doesn't move in the speed of light, it moves in the speed of fart. So I age considerable during the journey. So much that I might not make it in time.
-The gatekeepers keep saying the destination is the journey itself. I'm more keen on what the world looks like in 60 years.
-They must be on drugs, man. I smuggled a lot of coke, somebody is using it!