Egypt To Host The First World Ultimate Fighting Championship

ASAP RIP. -It's a natural place to arrange human-cock fighting. They seem to appreciate it like no others,  says UFC promoter Bad T.

-Lots of people thought we would host it somewhere in the Middle East, but we look at them like the people who sit in the audience during fights.

-They always use car bombs and suicide pussies when they go at each other. Like their afraid of something, like facing the enemy, look them in the eyes and say "I hate you so much I'm willing to kill you".

-The only drawback with arranging the UFC World Championships in Cairo is that you never know when these people will burst out in violence. We want people to watch the fights, not the demonstrations.

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