Cameron Rather Focus On Assad's Acid Attack Than Snowden Leaks

Mambo jambo. -I'd rather talk about women's clothing, but as a prime minister that's not considered "important" enough to steal the limelight from Edward Snowden. That's why I choose the most manly of all man talk, military intervention.

-Syria is the only place where I can bring that up now. I can't talk about the military intervention of Sheffield. Immigration is not that bad up there. It's like the time I shagged that secretary, vola, military invention.

-There's very few times thats not enough to cover up. Tony Blair had a major blowout. It was like "We have to go to war now". It was insane, he turned Downing Street into a brothel.

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