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Broke my New Year`s resolution after only 3 days

Cookie monster. -The xmas candy was just standing there like a helpless child. After staring at it for 3 days I couldn`t resist it anymore.

-I lost weight over the xmas holiday. I put so much physical energy into baking all the goodies I dropped 5 pounds. Then I held back at Xmas eve and stuck to my no fun diet for the rest of Christmas.

-But nobody else ate the cookies either. They probably thought there where something wrong with them since I didn`t touch`em.

-So, first of January, when everybody had left, I was stuck with a mountain of candy. And I knew from that moment on, it`s gonna be you or me. Either I eat you or you eat me. It`s the first time I both lost and won in one.

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