Mac Google

Apple headquarters. -We`re launching a new gadget to win our battle against Google for world domination. It`s the hottest, latest, sexiest electric devise on the market until something comes along which is even hotter. We called it Mac Google cause it does everything. You can drive your f@#king car with this device!!

-What makes it truly unique is that none of the google apps works with the mac. They all jam and I mean all of them. That`s why our engineers came up with the brilliant idea, "let`s call it Mac GoogleAmateur and just leave it". We could fix it, but why? We`re Apple, I`m Steve Jobs, I mean God, sorry appelers. It would hurt Google more than Apple. Anyway, that`s what I`m aiming at. Some colleagues said it`s a risky move. Their`re fired. It`s not risky at all. When God throws the dices it`s a safe bet.

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