It`s totally normal to get lost in your own house

Not weird at all. Your not alone when your on your own, alone, trying to find the living room. It`s a growing problem among Forbes 400 guys. WMA had a survey and it turned out everyone had problems finding everything. To avoid being revealed, they buy bigger Castles when they sense someone is about to find out. The staff get fired continuously and the bigger the home the more staff is needed. The turnover is ridiculous. Nobody lasts more than two days. One richy installed satellite tracking. He named it Castle Positioning System. Apparently he use it when he`s playing indoor golf.

Photo Minnesota Historical Society