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Read the Wikileaks book before it`s written

Prettyleaks. -It our best leak so far. This beats the American Embassy stuff and the Afghan diaries. He hasn`t even started writing it yet and we already have a copy. We know Julian Assange got mixed feelings about this, but what can he do.

-It`s our best scoop ever. It`s over 2000 pages. Notes, cut outs, everything. Including the lady stories. We named it the man with the golden hair. Few people actually know this, but Assange do a lot of modeling work. He is a very pretty man. That`s how he financed the organization in the beginning. I tell you, women are crazy about him. They`ll do anything to sleep with him.

-Those rape accusations are as dumb as Iraq having weapons of mass destruction. It`s simple not possibly for him to rape when everybody wants him.

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