Blocked in China

Stamp of approval. WMA has readers all over the world, but not in China. So either it`s blocked or they just don`t care. Since the latter would be devastating to our internet coolnes WMA went to China to not find out. Actually we didn`t go hoping readers would find our tickets in the airport terminal and believe we didn`t get into the country cause of our biting, hard hitting, Chinese satire.


To make the totalitarian censorship look even more sophisticated evil than they could possibly ever be, we never bought the tickets to suggesting the Chinese authorities removed all traces of our trip to China. It wasn`t until we heard that nobody had found the non existing tickets we realized that WMA just isn`t funny.

And that makeup story doesn`t sell very well does it, but neither does the bloody WMA, so what do we tell our advertisers to get their money? And why the hell are we sharing this? We have a leak inside the WMA?! Can somebody censor this???? Our very existence rely on you believing the illusions we throw at you! Somebody shut down this site!!!! Help!!! Use force if necessary. Dear reader, you have our extended non excisting right to use force, violence, whatever it takes, murder (we`ll cover it up), rape accusations on whoever is leaking this. Don`t let the world see how hollow we are, please...

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