Stomach crisis. Despite the smell, natural gas is the new favorite energy import to Western countries cause it makes them less dependent on Kebab Oil. The world biggest fart reserves is located in Russia and they are a hell of a lot easier to deal with than the muslims. They might give you a cold shoulder when negotiating, but would never use terror. Gazprom also provide a clean and steady supply of farts where the shish gas tends to get wet and unpredictable.
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