U.S. Department of State buys 100 million mole removers

One can in every public office. -We `re preparing for the leakiflue, call it a pandemic. See how much damage one leak did and look at the speed in which it spread. It could have wiped out the entire American race.

-Our greatest minds are working on how to make government communication tight. Actually their spending more time on this than running the country. 

-The mole spray is the first line of defense in their master plan. When discovering a mole, spray it and evacuate the area. Within 15 minutes of opening the can a jet fighter will come and bomb the building - anywhere in the world, including the moon.

-The bombings is more for safety. The spray is tested on jews. History showed us it works so nobody really sees the point with the jet bombers, but I guess they want to set an example. 

-I would have done the same thing if a partner in bed gave away our sexual escapades online. Yeah, I`d f@#king kill him, says U.S. Secretary of State secretary.

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