Designer body. -I looked in the mirror one day. It was one of those roof to floor mirrors. I was butt naked. I could see everything. I made the decition there and then - I wanna be mediocre. So I went out and got a gym membership with a personal trainer and I f#&% hate her man. She don`t get it. I want to look like crap. I don`t want that hot body. She just can`t get her head around it. I`ve newer argued more in my whole life. Sit ups is not how I get some belly. And what do I need all these weights for? I want a couch with a laptop hokked up to a 40 inch widescreen HDTV. Not fucking jumping up and down??? Anyone can do that. I`m here to build my body. Give me a freeking couch!
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