I`m a sucker for news. He might not have nuclear weapons, but he got the power to make or brake presidents. And like Kim Jong-ill, he sure as hell got news for you the day he dies. With the wrong CEO we`ll end up with leaders like North Korea. So our future depends on him. If he makes the right decition, we will be safe for another 50 years, if not, it`s gonna be North Korea all over.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.