I`m a sucker for news. He might not have nuclear weapons, but he got the power to make or brake presidents. And like Kim Jong-ill, he sure as hell got news for you the day he dies. With the wrong CEO we`ll end up with leaders like North Korea. So our future depends on him. If he makes the right decition, we will be safe for another 50 years, if not, it`s gonna be North Korea all over.
He was promised a leadership job in the Islamic state with competitive salary. He was looking forward to finally earning millions of dollars.
He only made a few lousy bucks washing floors in a hopping centre that was about to be closed, but he could continue the American dream in the caliphate and work his way up, until it collapsed and made him a no paid prison toilet cleaner.