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-It doesn`t matter who`s the new leader in North Korea, they all hate a like anyway

Son of a bitch. Kim Jong-Il`s replacement will be selected in the near future, but it doesn`t matter who he chooses, says communist hater and pro USA screw the Middle East professor at Harvard University George Freedom. -Their all assholes anyway. Do you seriously think their gonna choose a guy who likes the West?! Give me a break. Even China is worried and their *#%& communists!. North Korea didn`t get the bomb to nuke China? Please, Kim will probably choose the biggest son of a bitch in the whole country - his own.

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