-It doesn`t matter who`s the new leader in North Korea, they all hate a like anyway
Son of a bitch. Kim Jong-Il`s replacement will be selected in the near future, but it doesn`t matter who he chooses, says communist hater and pro USA screw the Middle East professor at Harvard University George Freedom. -Their all assholes anyway. Do you seriously think their gonna choose a guy who likes the West?! Give me a break. Even China is worried and their *#%& communists!. North Korea didn`t get the bomb to nuke China? Please, Kim will probably choose the biggest son of a bitch in the whole country - his own.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.