Motherfuker! -We`re gonna get those bitches, screams the attackminister in the Solomon government. -We take these treats seriously. Maybe too seriously, but how often do you get to pull out the entire army with unlimited backup. Fuk, I ordered a hangarship this morning. It`s fuking bigger than the iland! I strongly recommend terroriststo not travel here, but they are very welcome. We have a special recipient waiting for them...
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.