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Rental man. -It lowers the risk, plus if it doesn`t work out, your free to change boymodel anytime. If he runs away, the payments stop and he understands this. There`s no break ups, only break downs and then you get 2000 dollars in scrappage on delivery. You can upgrade your boyrental to serious lover and husband or downgrade him to pool boy and disabled as you wish. They come with all necessities like clothing, job, car, apartment... you don`t have to nanny him. Kids are on the house, but parenting costs extra. Call WHOS-YOUR-DADDY now and ask for prices!

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