-I should have won the Nobel Peace prize

Chinese dentist. -I have never started a war. Never been in trouble. Never had problems adjusting to others. And never had any idea of what I want. I just follow. Yeah, that`s what I do, kinda like Forrest Gump. But now the 32 year old dentist is angry at the Nobel peace prize committee. -I`ve sleept away 1/3 of my life for nothing. Realizing being an ashole could have given him the award makes him angry, but he keeps it to himself. -I`m gonna play Warlord tonight and fucking destroy Norway.., if I ever get out of bed.

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