Chinese dentist. -I have never started a war. Never been in trouble. Never had problems adjusting to others. And never had any idea of what I want. I just follow. Yeah, that`s what I do, kinda like Forrest Gump. But now the 32 year old dentist is angry at the Nobel peace prize committee. -I`ve sleept away 1/3 of my life for nothing. Realizing being an ashole could have given him the award makes him angry, but he keeps it to himself. -I`m gonna play Warlord tonight and fucking destroy Norway.., if I ever get out of bed.
He was promised a leadership job in the Islamic state with competitive salary. He was looking forward to finally earning millions of dollars.
He only made a few lousy bucks washing floors in a hopping centre that was about to be closed, but he could continue the American dream in the caliphate and work his way up, until it collapsed and made him a no paid prison toilet cleaner.