Chinese dentist. -I have never started a war. Never been in trouble. Never had problems adjusting to others. And never had any idea of what I want. I just follow. Yeah, that`s what I do, kinda like Forrest Gump. But now the 32 year old dentist is angry at the Nobel peace prize committee. -I`ve sleept away 1/3 of my life for nothing. Realizing being an ashole could have given him the award makes him angry, but he keeps it to himself. -I`m gonna play Warlord tonight and fucking destroy Norway.., if I ever get out of bed.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.